The Ten Commandments (Minnesota Style, eh?)

I just got back from Rochester, ya know. I found this totally awesome plaque in a gift shop in the mall. I took pictures of it, but they didn't work so well. So let me reiterate for you.

The Ten Commandments (Minnesota Style)

1. Der's only one God ya know.
2. Don't make the fish on yer mantle an idol.
3. Cussin' ain't Minnesota nice.
4. Go to church even when yer up nort.
5. Honor ye folks.
6. Don't kill-- catch and release.
7. Der's only one Lena for every Ole. No cheatin'.
8. If it ain't yer lutefisk, don't take it.
9. Don't be a braggin' 'bout how much snow you shoveled.
10. Keep yer mind off yer neighbor's hot dish.


(more on Minnesota to follow!)