Sing-a-long!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas I was walking down the street, one dark and dreary day, I came across a billboard and much to my dismay, the sign was torn and tattered from the rain the night before. But clearly I could read the message that it bore: 'Smoke Coca~Cola cigarettes! Drink Wrigley's spearmint beer! KennelRation dogfood makes your wife's complexion clear. Diaperize your baby in a Hershey's candy bar! And Texaco beauty cream is used by all the stars. So take your next vacation in a brand-new Frigidaire! Learn to play the piano in your winter underwear. Doctors say that babies should smoke until they're 3, and people over 65 should bathe in Lipton tea!' "